A Short Tall Tale

Once upon a time in a land called Ireland there was a beautiful princess trapped in a castle. She was waiting for her one true love to give her love’s first kiss.

When I say trapped… she FELT trapped.

Working in Dublin Castle as Deputy Special Assistant to the Chief Buyer in the Tea Bar had turned out to be the last place to look for love’s first kiss. Recent demand for love’s first kiss had grown by 6 billion and availability of handsome princes had fallen to 4.6 million.

So she left and got a job in Easons.

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